Comedic Art Collectors Gifts

The African Plains during the 70's.

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Surf Casting

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Santa called but you were out!

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"I knew you'd understand."

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

To diet or not...?

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Private View.

Escalator joust.

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Belated $3 birthday cards. 'Darn. All I've got is two bucks.' Bob was always a day late and a dollar short.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Drawing board disaster.

Swiss Army General.

"I'm under a restraining order."

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'