Comedic Art Collectors Gifts

The African Plains during the 70's.

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Surf Casting

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Santa called but you were out!

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I knew you'd understand."

To diet or not...?

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Private View.

Escalator joust.

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Drawing board disaster.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"I'm under a restraining order."

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'