Colorful Critter Enthusiast Gifts

Not my business...

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Instant art

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'