Color Picker-extraordinaire T-Shirts

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Holding hands

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Henri Matisse

"Now you can send it."

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

"I get paid by the word."

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"I forgot blue."

"Our top story: People all over the world have stopped fighting, and will join together in a chorus of peace and love! This just in: Fighting erupts over what song to sing."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"Ok, Ok, let's go and check: I have my pantone colour chart. We can work out if the grass really is greener on the other side. . ."

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

Starving artists' sale.

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

'Isn't purple supposed to go on top?'

Artist painting his palette.

I keep telling Van Gogh his colors are off, but he only hears half of what I say.

'I'll be damned if I'm going to add pink because my grand daughter said to.'

Shoot. I forgot what I was painting.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'In my opinion it's slightly too thin and light on the palette.' - 'That's your water.'

Pride

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