Collider Fan Gifts

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Dead Funny

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Juggler and Illusionist

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Are we us or them?'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."