Collider Comedian Pillows

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Very drunk professional cyclist

Brown only photocopier sales.

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Metrocard error messages

La Tour 2007.

Insomnia

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

Learner Riders

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Opera house to support

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Wheelies Gang.

'Very funny!'

'Knee him in the groin - it always works.'

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'