College Homecoming Gifts

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Veterans Day US

"Home is where the WiFi is."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

Bro of Frankenstein

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Honey! We're home!"

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Welcome Home from the Dog.

Human cannonball.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"I love college."

Monkey Business College

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!