College Homecoming Prints

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Veterans Day US

"Honey! We're home!"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Human cannonball.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"I love college."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Monkey Business College

Welcome Home from the Dog.

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"I bet you miss your brother."