Homecoming Anniversary Gifts

'So you're back.'

Eternal Student.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

U of Debt

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Dating is so expensive...

His Master's Thesis.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Regular service or affected?"

Things I love about Powell River...

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

Veterans Day US

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Honey! We're home!"

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'