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Last Parent Trying To Get Child Into College

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Hmph. College kids.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Mary had a little spam

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

Monkey Business College

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"You want mechanical engineering down the hall. This is maniacal engineering."

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

'I recommend you major in something other than meat.'

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

The Pi Advantage

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

Visiting Professor Swinely - Pig Latin.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

Clown college

It's nice to have a positive parents' night topic. College admissions. Hearing about drugs, depression and sexually transmitted diseases gets old. The 3 downer 'Ds'. Tonight we'll discuss your kids' futures in higher education. We'll cover drugs, depression, diseases and crushing debt. Correction. 4 'Ds'.