College Crazies T-Shirts

Last Parent Trying To Get Child Into College

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Hmph. College kids.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Monkey Business College

Mary had a little spam

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

'I recommend you major in something other than meat.'

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

The Pi Advantage

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

Visiting Professor Swinely - Pig Latin.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

Clown college

Binge Drinking On Campus.