Collectors Of Quirky Anecdotes Pillows

'Could you just sign it 'Bobby'.'

Ghost puddle

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"I've been window-shopping..."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Newton discovers surrealism

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

A frog catches an insect truck.

I told you I lost it in the sun.

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'Ferguson's not at his desk -- He must be sleepwalking again!'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

'Blasphemous? Christ no!'

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

Napkin Writer

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'One moment gentlemen - do you have a reservation?'

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

"It appears your credit card expired 18 years ago Mr. Van Winkle. Would you care to pay for the alarm clock in cash?"

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."

Rabbit.