Collectors Of Quirky Anecdotes Pillows

'Could you just sign it 'Bobby'.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I've been window-shopping..."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Newton discovers surrealism

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

A frog catches an insect truck.

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'Ferguson's not at his desk -- He must be sleepwalking again!'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

'Blasphemous? Christ no!'

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

Napkin Writer

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

'One moment gentlemen - do you have a reservation?'

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."

Rabbit.

The Ballad of Wooly Pete