Collecting Wind Chimes Pillows

"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

Please Drove Carefully.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"Check out this new store."

"Ding" "Dong"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Cat on Board.

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

Watch for Men Being Supid

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

"Gone for a P."

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

Greeting Cards

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Street signs in Motown.

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'