Collecting Wind Chimes Prints

"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

Please Drove Carefully.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Check out this new store."

"Ding" "Dong"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Cat on Board.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

Watch for Men Being Supid

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

Greeting Cards

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Gone for a P."

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Street signs in Motown.

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

"That's not the real me."