Chime Enthusiast Prints

"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'Play it again, Sam.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Business is off the chart.

Soaring Profits

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat

Quartet.

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Didgeridoo

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

Out.

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'