Wind Chime Admirer Pillows

'Cool...a bell and wind chimes!'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Violinist.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Ding" "Dong"

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'I think my back is baroque!'

Violinist

Sousaphone Player

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

"It's for you."

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

A three headed dragon plays violins.

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

"It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?"

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

'SHHHH!'

A kite and child tangled in a wind turbine

The Chimes.

James Taylor