Wind Chime Admirer Pillows

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Violinist.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Ding" "Dong"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'I think my back is baroque!'

Sousaphone Player

Violinist

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

"It's for you."

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

"It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?"

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

A three headed dragon plays violins.

'SHHHH!'

A kite and child tangled in a wind turbine

The Chimes.

James Taylor