Wind Chime Aficionados Pillows

Bloomin' windchimes!

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Ding" "Dong"

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Flight of the Bumble Bee

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Sousaphone Player

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

The British Society of Campanology...

'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

'SHHHH!'

'I hate it when the organist is away on holiday'

The Chimes.

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

"I love a man with street smarts."

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

I love my clarinet

Musician's Note To Self.

Business executive watches money chimes.

"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

Cloaked figure gives flower to wind sock.