Collecting Travel Points Gifts

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Online Shopping.

Run from the hills!

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Animal immigration

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Tourists

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

If you apply for my credit card, you can earn points toward your next guilt trip.

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

Rockets in Bath.

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

American man on holiday

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

'About these points that you keep putting on my licence. Can I redeem them for consumer goods?'

'How many frequent flyer points do you have?'

Dominic Raab holiday

'I have more air miles than I'll ever be able to use!'

'May I have your frequent flier points?'

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

Trends in Office Décor.

Two men inside a drag carriage

'Geoffrey got a triple word score! . . .no, we weren't playing scrabble, I give him points if he strings three words together.'

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

Thank you for calling airline miles Visa, Mr. Taylor. How can I help you today. I'd like to book ma flight. No problem. I see you've accrued 40,000 points on your Visa - enough to travel anywhere in the U.S. on a Thursday. Thursday? Right. Any Thursday in May. The other days and months are blacked out. Of course, then I have a similar policy. Pardon? Ahem. I will only use my awards card on Thursdays in May. The rest of the days and months are blacked out! You understand you can't win. Somehow I'

"Note to self: Do not flush train toilets while still sitting on the seat."