Collecting Pigeon Art Pillows

"Relax. We're all pigeon-toed."

"Lovely dovetail."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Carrier Pigeons

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

'Not more junk mail!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

You've got mail.

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Second homing pigeon

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

Mail by carrier pigeon

"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."

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Homeless Pigeon.

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'

Pigeons poo on newly-weds.

'Magic'

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'