Collecting Pigeon Art T-Shirts

"Relax. We're all pigeon-toed."

"Lovely dovetail."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

Dreams of different species.

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

Second homing pigeon

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

You've got mail.

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

Mail by carrier pigeon

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

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Pigeons poo on newly-weds.

"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

Homeless Pigeon.

'Magic'

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."