Collecting Phonographs Pillows

'Looks like he may be going deaf.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"Check out this new store."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Try his land line.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Music Freak.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

Signing cage.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

Mozart Clarinet

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."