Collecting Medical Memorabilia Pillows

"Oh, him? I have him write out all of my prescriptions for me!"

"He was my first patient."

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Billy. The Kid.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Downton Abbey Road"

Monuments

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Oooops!

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Doctor consulting a textbook.

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Ducks following a tank.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Baseball Cheating

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot