Collecting Medical Objects Pillows

'I'll be right with you just as soon as I find my lucky tongue depressor.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Handy-lion

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

All Major Cash Honored.

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

DIY expert.

Doctor consulting a textbook.

Super Homeworld

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"I think you might need a few more tools."

'Angiogram.'

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An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.