Medical Memorabilia Collector Pillows

"Some like to keep them as souvenirs, some don't."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Billy. The Kid.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Downton Abbey Road"

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

Replica Football Merchandise

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

Baseball Cheating

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.