Collecting Lollipops Pillows

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Dollphins

How Piñatas Are Born

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

The Best Laid Plans

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"Steroids."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

God playing with dolls.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Important balloons, $30.

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'Trick or treatment.'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."