Collecting Gum Items Pillows

"Here...use this. It's not his time yet."

'Fetch.'

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Bathroom Fairy

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Apocalypse Research Center

Bubble Gum Dispenser

A close shave on the Titanic...

Will you be mine?

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Whale Piñata.

How Piñatas Are Born

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Tin Can Operation.

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I'll take ten, please.'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Candy Corn Dracula

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.