Collecting Gum Items Pillows

"Here...use this. It's not his time yet."

'Fetch.'

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Bathroom Fairy

Apocalypse Research Center

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Will you be mine?

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Whale Piñata.

Tin Can Operation.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

How Piñatas Are Born

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I'll take ten, please.'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Candy Corn Dracula