Collecting Dolls Pillows

It was a cold winter for Gepetto.

'Between going to school, doing my homework, taking piano lessons, and watching TV I'm too busy to spend quality time with my doll.'

'Hey, we live in times of emanzipation and equality! Of course it's okay for a boy to play with dolls! Why do you ask?!

A Nesting Doll Restaurant

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"She's full of herself that one."

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"

Early Piety

"Well, I thought you could practice talking to Estella."

"Great news. I'm expecting a doll."

Bureaucracy Matryoshka

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

"A most unusual case I've detected at least seven different personalities inside her."

Nesting Dolls and Devices

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'You Monster!' The secret life of a puppet.

'And what's your baby's name Dear?'

Paperdoll with skeleton.

'But marriage is such a big responsibility, Jenny--maybe they should wait a few years.'

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Dollhouse marked for foreclosure.

'Already my boy's a babe magnet.'

"Here is your very own doll, so you can see how tiring it is to raise a child."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"I'm not worried that he plays with dolls-- I'm worried that he thinks they're possessed."

"...and we don't have to stay 6 feet apart!"

Caleb at work

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'

Dollphins

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

Farmer Doll!

"Don't shy. Dive Right in. You're eating for eight now."