Collecting Lollipops Gifts

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

How Piñatas Are Born

The Best Laid Plans

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"Steroids."

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

God playing with dolls.

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Important balloons, $30.

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'Trick or treatment.'

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'