Collecting Knives Pillows

'The bad news is, someone just stole our surgical instruments. The good news is, I still have my Swiss army knife.'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

People who bought a set of hunting knives also bought gloves, duct tape, rope. . .

'And this bit is for poking air traffic controllers when they fall asleep.'

A Swiss Army Soldier.

Penknife on the crest of a wave.

Swizz army knife.

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

Swiss Army Bayonnette

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"Who's going to carve?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Wine Lady

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Lady of the bath...

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Sabrage!

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'None shall pass!'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Scales

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'