Collecting Gardening Tips T-Shirts

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Cats and gardens.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.