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'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'And here's the toolkit.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

If there's one thing I've learned, it's this: Never trust someone who tries to sell you nine life insurance policies.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

"One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe."

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

'Hang on, before you wash those have you completed module B/c2 of your mandatory training in 'hand sanitisation' procedures?'

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

Human resources confidentiality.

'Here's a tip for you...if Mom gives you the look, don't give it back.'

'You bring an impressive array of bundled services to the table.'

'Of course, the first rule of effective management is active participation.'

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

How to Read a Book

"I was only flirting to get..."

Toilet training for an adult.