Collecting Deodorizers Pillows

"That old woman is my best customer. She lives in a shoe."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old and new technologies

Geeks and their dogs.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

'Hot indeed.'

"Too much aftershave, visit to a bee farm. Bad combination."

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'Big deal!! My digital picture frame can hold a THOUSAND pictures!'

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

Thermal slipper cooking toast.

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

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