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"That old woman is my best customer. She lives in a shoe."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

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'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Geeks and their dogs.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old and new technologies

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Too much aftershave, visit to a bee farm. Bad combination."

'Hot indeed.'

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

'Big deal!! My digital picture frame can hold a THOUSAND pictures!'

If everything worked like an app.

"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."

He sold appliances.

Thermal slipper cooking toast.

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

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Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.