Collecting Dark Humor Cartoons Pillows

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Another day at work would be one too many...

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Out To Lurch

"Call me?"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"