Collecting Comic Strips Pillows

"This is not the Puss in Boots I knew and loved as a child."

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

"Have you considered a change of career? We're recruiting tax collectors..."

Take a ride with the reaper.

"Take my advice. I don't use it anyway."

'I beg to survive.' 'I beg to differ.'

Mismatched Lineups

'Waiter, now that we have your attention. . .'

'Tell me when this hurts, ok?'

'We've got latest news world public enemy number one, President Roosevelt!'

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

"With this new diagnosis of diabetes you're going to have to make some lifestyle changes."

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

"I am afraid you were misinformed. I am not dead, just bored to death."

"Baldo, what's good for a headache?"

"Hey. This one's postman flavour!"

'Cancel Hambone's redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance.'

Woman - 'Mmm, Interesting texture.....Is it Mohair?' Man - 'No...It's my hair.'

'Actually I was rather looking forward to a BLANKET bath!'

'Hello, postal service? My girlfriend and me got caught by my wife and she told me to go to hell. Can you forward my letters to there?'

"Don't you give your back to me!"

"I used to be rich, but then the damned kitchen faucet had to be replaced."

'I'm trying to steal the identity of someone who's up for parole.'

"So, how's the slag heap treating you?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Cariactures

Fly Football

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'No ice.'