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"Nora thinks you're spoiled."

New Blah Cologne for Dull Men.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I've invested in property..."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

A bee

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Flytrap nerd.

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

"Too much aftershave, visit to a bee farm. Bad combination."

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."