Collecting Bandages Pillows

You shouldn't be embarrassed

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

World Cup Fever

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Medical Supplies

Count Von Moltke.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"If you need anything just wink."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

Minor Surgery