Bandage Brigade Pillows

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

The Drummer

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Medical Supplies

"If you need anything just wink."

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'We may as well make use of you.'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Minor Surgery

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

It's from your private medical insurance.

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

Carbon Dating Agency

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'