Bandage Banter Pillows

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'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

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"If you need anything just wink."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Anything else need tying up?'

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

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"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

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'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

"How do I get Nurse Jenkins to stop saying 'I told you so'?"

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

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"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'