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'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Utility Chic.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Count Von Moltke.

Medical Supplies

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"If you need anything just wink."

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

Minor Surgery

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'We may as well make use of you.'

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'