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'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

World Cup Fever

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Medical Supplies

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"If you need anything just wink."

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

Antique silver

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"Have a nice day"

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

'We may as well make use of you.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin