Colleagues Gifts

'So, what's for dinner?'

'...I didn't think you'd get on the bus to tell me.'

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

'Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest of us a bad name.'

'My friends, as a result of our experimentation, we have just lost a dear and valued colleague...'

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

"It's just the boss building consensus."

Wedding of William Hague and Ffion Jenkins

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

'Oh God!!...the members of the church choir have their annual dinner!'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

The Streets - Night

"...but also remember to let them out again."

"How can CEO salaries continue to be so out of whack?"

School of business administration: Rat race research project.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'C'mon, Yomp, how 'bout a little one - on - one!?'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Museum of Natural Cliches

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Bill was a little disappointed with the whippet round his work colleagues had organised.

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

LOOSE LOCKDOWN

Together we defeat the Pandemic

"It's 'Have a nice day,' not 'Make my day.'"

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"When whippoorwills call and evening is nigh I get incredibly thirsty."

"If these don't make you feel better in a week you can come back here and kick my arse."

The Government That Cried Wolf

Throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care to agree on anything.