Collage Enthusiast Gifts

Action Collaging

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

The Lost World: You are Here

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

An idea box in a shower

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Patents office.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'