Collages Gifts

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Well....I could've done this!"

bird interprets modern art

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Cats at private view

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Escher exhibition first floor

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

How's my sermon. . .

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'Wow what graphics.'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Who are you?

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Cat art exhibition.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.