Collages Gifts

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Culture Saturday

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

bird interprets modern art

Cats at private view

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

How's my sermon. . .

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Wow what graphics.'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Who are you?

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

Cat art exhibition.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.