Collage Creator Gifts

"Finished my vision board."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

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'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Feel better, dear?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Brainstorm in progress.

"Caption contest"

Wish you were steer!

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Crotchet

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Picasso'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"I'm ahead of my time."

Sure start.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"I guess life does imitate art."

Medical Arts Building

"It's a midriff warmer."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Artist, painting graphs.

Painting Music

"Pfft. Derivative."

"Less panting, and more painting!"

You still working on that?

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Abstract Paintings.