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"Finished my vision board."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Feel better, dear?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Brainstorm in progress.

Wish you were steer!

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"Caption contest"

Crotchet

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Picasso'

"I'm ahead of my time."

Sure start.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"It's a midriff warmer."

Medical Arts Building

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

"I guess life does imitate art."

Artist, painting graphs.

Painting Music

Pavement artist.

Abstract Paintings.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

"Pfft. Derivative."

"Less panting, and more painting!"

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."