Cold War Nostalgic T-Shirts

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Harry S. Truman

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Glasnost

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

Gorbachev Changed the World

Russian Spy Debriefing

Alexei Kosygin

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

Nikita Khrushchev

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

Cold War latest - 'Oh no! Diplomats!'

Deadlock In Moscow: The General Secretary Insists That Mrs. Gorbachev Write a Nice Thank-You Note to Mrs. Reagan.

'Hey, here's a song full of coded messages I used to sing in Prague.'

American and Russian foreign policy?

"I miss the Commies."

The new cold war.

The End of the of the End of the Cold War is Near!

Embassy Towels

Sanctions Against Putin and the Oligarchs

The Russian Bear and the American Umbrella.

"Mr Gorbachev, open this gate!"