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Hammer and Sickle

baby sweetcorn...

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'It is too snowing!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Milk sideburns

Old and new technologies

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Yoyos

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Does it have colour?'