Soviet Nostalgia Gifts

Hammer and Sickle

baby sweetcorn...

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'It is too snowing!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Milk sideburns

Yoyos

Old and new technologies

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'