Cold-hardy Artisans Gifts

Ice Sculpture.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'I've got my bandages to protect me!'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"The first winter is always the toughest."

'Well, your scales are flaking and it looks nasty, I'm trying to get you to shed before my parents come over tonight to meet you.'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

Pottery Sale

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

Topiary Portraits

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

'The Raffia Mafia.'

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences

"So wait - Dana can ferment kombucha, Jason took a spoon-whittling course, I'm a barista, and Lisa has bookshop experience. We're going to be fine."

'Oh, Fred's not even here. . . I'm aware of nothing. I can't hear, see, think, smell, breath or move.'

'Explain to me again why you thought hunting in December would be a fun thing to do.'

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."

Santa's Workshop: Elves' Artisan Co-Op

"I turned the heat all the way up and opened all the doors. At this point I'll try anything to make it warm outside."

What do you mean 'it's cold'? It feels pretty warm to me...

Invisible ink.

'Now maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept at 31 degrees.'