Cold Course Enthusiast Pillows

Golfer hits ball towards ice fisherman's fishing hole

Snow flake

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Fishing.

Igloo Building.

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'California: Here I come!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"I surprise you every year!"

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

igloo smoking zone...

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'