Cold Course Enthusiast T-Shirts

Golfer hits ball towards ice fisherman's fishing hole

Snow flake

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'California: Here I come!'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Igloo Building.

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Ice Fishing.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

igloo smoking zone...

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"I surprise you every year!"

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'